Things I never dreamed I would ever say

*Please do not put your finger up the cat's bum, he doesn't like it.

*No, i promise the cat does NOT like your finger up his bum.

*Please do not put your finger up your own bum.

*Please do not use your penis as a button. That cannot feel good.

*See how mommy pees on the potty? Isn't that FUN?!

*Underwear does not belong on your head.

*Please do not pee on your sister.

*No, I am QUITE sure she does NOT like you to pee on her.

*...or poo, oh hell no.


Potty learning has brought a whole new dimension parenting vocabulary!