Seriously kids?

Dear Children

I mean, seriously, really?



We have TOYS, KIDS!!! Real life, fun TOYS!!! metal, plastic, wood, TOYS!!!!

Why you insist on playing with non-toy items I know not. It is driving me insane. I did not pack 6 boxes of toys for them not be played with!! I have better things to do! Like...like...stuff. Yes, very very important stuff. Yes.I.Do. And this isn't about me anyways, this is about you, and you, and you both need to play with all the freaking toys I packed!

ok?

Thank you.

Love, your loving Mother.